If you work in an office you
know the importance of being properly
caffeinated. Especially if you are a cube drone
stuck behind a computer screen all day fighting
to stay awake. Which is why all corporations
should recognize the importance of providing a
good selection of caffeinated beverages to
their employees, and invest some money in a
state of the art office coffee maker.
I've worked for companies
where the office coffee maker is so filthy and
old that no one but the most brave of souls
dare drink from it. It is obvious the coffee
maker has not been washed in ages, and this has
to be evident in the taste of the coffee. Ive
also worked for companies where the office
coffee maker is simply a fancy vending machine
that charges money each time you want a
beverage. This does nothing for workplace
morale and the very idea of charging employees
for coffee should be banished from all
corporations. Free coffee is a workers right,
not a privilege, and good coffee that doesnt
taste like an old tire is even better.
At one of the offices where
I worked we had an office coffee maker that was
free and meticulously maintained by a vending
company. I think of this as the sole perk of an
otherwise miserable and soul-sucking job. Every
morning I would drop my bag off at my desk,
fire up my computer and then head down to the
cafeteria for a cup of coffee. It was the
highlight of my day. I didnt have to bother
making coffee at home because I knew the office
coffee maker would be waiting for me each
morning with the promise of a fresh, delicious
cup of liquid energy. This fact alone made the
job almost bearable.
I've worked for many
companies over the years and have enough
workplace experience to feel qualified to talk
about good and bad office coffee makers. The
bad coffee makers are the ones like you have at
home. Someone, usually the first person into
the office in the morning, makes a pot of
coffee and everyone pours their own cups from
it. The problem with this setup is that you are
at the mercy of the early bird of the office,
who may like coffee that is too strong or weak
for your tastes. They also may choose to brew a
pot of coffee in a flavor you hate, like
hazelnut. This can be enough to ruin a caffeine
addicts whole morning. The best kind of office
coffee maker is the kind that brews individual
cups of coffee and has a selection of flavors
and strengths of coffee to choose from. Since
everyone has vastly different tastes when it
comes to coffee, the ability to brew the
perfect cup, just the way you enjoy it, is
enough to make even the most surly office
worker happier in their job.